When I put those "How popular is this knee?" counters up, who knew all my
knees would vye so much for my attention. I've been feeling up Jess' knees
a lot lately without doing anything for my other knees, so I had to tell Jess
that it couldn't go on like this for longer. I didn't want to be exclusive.
I had to touch other people's knees. Needless to say, she was very hurt. She
refused to believe that I could have any sort of affection for any other knee
but hers. But, she knew all along that I had little side things going on with
Nathan's, Phil's, Jim's, Tom's, Cyn's, Kaho's, Er's, and Ben's knees. I've
been spending a lot more time with my other knees recently and Jess is just
absolutely furious. But, how can I commit to just one set of knees? I'm far
to young to settle down. In fact, I've just recently fallen under the spell
of Ryoko's enchanting knees. Our knees have been seeing each other since
March 19, 1999 and Ryoko is determined to have her knees fondled more than
any of my other knees. It's gotten so bad that I had to change my counter
service so that no one can fondle their own knees. It's really horrible.
I've found out that many knees have been engaging in masturbatory activities
so that it would look like their knees are the sexiest and most desireable.
I hate to name names, but it is an established fact that Ryoko, Jess, Kaho,
and Erwin have been fondling their own knees. It's not like I have a problem
with masturbation, I think it can be a supremely pleasureable endeavor, but
to masturbate so that your counter will show the most number of fondlings really
disappoints me. I think we should all reevaluate this competitiveness. I
mean, when I told Jess that my exclusivity couldn't go on much longer and that
I need other knees to satisfy me, she went crazy. She even went so far as to
insult me out of pure spite. She told me that she didn't want my knees anymore.
That my knees were frigid, lacked any sort of knee technique, and that most of
the time I couldn't even get my knee up. I was apalled at such lies. Afterall,
all of you know from experience that my knees can hold their own in bed. But,
I do forgive Jess. It must have hurt to hear it, but I couldn't hide it any
longer. I love all of my knees and I hope that this rivalry dies down so that
we can all freely fondle and enjoy each other's knees.
