It's really fun having your own answering machine. If you don't have to share the line with anyone and you don't get your business/academic calls on it, you get to mess around with your answering message. Here are some of the stupid things that have been recorded on my machine.

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This one never quite made it to my answering machine, though that really disappointed Cyn who suggested it. Once you hear it, you'll know why. By the way, please don't listen to it. It's incredibly embarrassing. I have absolutely no idea why I put it up for the whole internet to hear.

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This was very short-lived. It annoyed the hell out of Jess. It really scared Kim. It entertained Phil. It got really old with everyone else.



Since 4/6/99

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