Yes yes, I know MY page looks really crappy, but I took a lot of the
pics on this site, and it's hard to take pics of yourself. Hence, the barren
page. If I ever get a dig cam, I'll be like Jim and have model shoots of
myself. Oh yes, the knee thing. You're probably wondering about that. Anyone
weird enough to look at this page has probably experienced my little fascination
with that particular joint of the body (what Jess has diagnosed me with as
patellaphilia). BUT, do you know the whole story?? It all started when I was
a wee little lass (when I was actually a child, not just saying I am for child's
admission). I think all different types of dementia start off when you're a kid.
Anyways, my family has this abnormal tickle ritual that we go through every
time we're within tickling range. That's how I got so skilled in the art of tickle
strategy. The knee thing is just one subtle trick to make your opponent giddy.
You just innocently slide your hand to their knee, a perfectly normal action
that causes no alarm or suspicion. Then, BOOM! Okay, so I go way to far with
this kneemania, but I'm just an excessive person. I'm normal otherwise. Really.
