I'm tired.goddammitInstant love: just add sperm.
I could live off of nothing but bread.What is that under him anyway?Dude



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Overcome Your Wimp



Explore some other knees.
Click on my breasts! Bend your knees and I'll show you something cool. I don't pee. I will take over the world.
Wanna be in my porn video? I have salt on my chest Touch me and I'll kick you in the face. Anime is NOT porn! Go out with the Asian Hercules! Waz up!

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Since 2/1/99

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