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James Wearn Perry is oh-so-cool. He skis down the slopes of Mammoth faster than a cheetah hunts down its prey (and they're both really really skinny as far as cats and humans go). He plays peek-a-boo with alligators and kicks sharks with his flippers in the deep seas of Australia and Hawaii. He drives like a maniac with his 90 mph u-turns. Hell, he can even take of his shoes, pants, AND shirt while steering with his Cherokee jeep with his knees at dangerous jim-speeds. And if you still don't think that's really cool, then just ask Jim to cook you something. He's an amazing chef. He had to ask me directions on how to reheat Chinese food and even then, he managed to create many many sparks. No one really thinks Jim is human though. He can get by on 25 minutes of sleep for two weeks, skip meals for 18 hours at a time, and he has spawned a dozen computers over the years. Well, enough text for now. More thoughts on Jim to come...

grumble, grumbleI want to strangle my suitemates.I'm NOT colorblind.
Wanna see my linux kernel?I am NOT a dangerous driver.maaaaaaybe
Glare.I am NOT skinny.indeedjim use ben-speak!
Ciao.I did NOT blow over in the windGimme your blank CDs



muahahaha Who would ever have thought?
muahahaha Melvin Udall was totally written with Jim in mind
muahahaha The Dilbert Zone
muahahaha If you talk like Jim, you need this page.



Explore some other knees.
Click on my breasts! Bend your knees and I'll show you something cool. I will take over the world. These curly fries are too spicy.
Wanna be in my porn video? I have salt on my chest Anime is NOT porn! Touch me and I'll kick you in the face. Go out with the Asian Hercules! Waz up!

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Since 2/1/99

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