1. Find something to do other than watching a movie, eating at Denny's, or staring at each other at Tran's house
2. Have sex underwater
3. Skinny-dipping in Jess' pool (And here's Rko showing us how it's done)
4. Scour the beaches of Hawaii for hunky cabana boys
5. Fly naked
6. Bring Cybernails into great power and influence as the best international message and manicure service for men
7. Seatless bicycles
8. Live off of Jim after he takes over the world
9. See the day when our AP boys become rich and successful, proving their worth to mankind
10. Knee/elbow fetish sex
11. All-night-no-holds-barred rounds of Truth or Dare
12. Await the day when Cyn really does "check her mail"
13. Go to an independent film festival and watch all the works of sexually tainted film writers
14. Ride horseback in the nude (Like Water For Chocolate)
15. Replace this sexually repressed society with one more orgy-liberal. (Yes, I know, there are STDs out there, but there will be mass testing for venereal diseases. Not only that, but those with STDs will not be left out, i.e. Syphillis-only orgies)
16. Get in the ever-increasing Japanese market for underwear sales. All you need are blood-stained panties and a photo of yourself and you get like $750
17. Strip poker with NO BACKING OUT (Hey, I'm serious about this one. And we'll make Jess wear the black lace, hook-up panties that she bought during spring break. Yeah!!!)
18. Discover just how potent chocolate is as an aphrodesiac (a perfectly valid, um, AP Physics experiment)
19. Sleep like a normal human being
20. Stop procrastinating
21. Join a nudist colony
22. Over the summer: cooking club, reading club, outlet shopping in Palm Springs, tons of outings to the beach/pool, picnics in the park (not just random frollicking, either, I'm talking french bread, pate, cold cuts - the works), REAL parties (like with themes and decoration), WORK, and otherwise DO SOMETHING.
23. Become a millionaire.

Since 3/21/99