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self.lowerFrame.document.write('- Tran's Knees updated on 9/9/99.
- Come see my website for the UCB DeCal Course I'm teaching.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Things To Do updated on 9/9/99.
- One added at the bottom
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Things To Do updated on 5/8/99.
- More at the bottom.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Things To Do updated on 5/3/99.
- At the bottom of the list of course. I am absolutely positive that these two things will NEVER EVER EVER happen, well at least for me and Jim.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Things To Do updated on 5/2/99.
- Yet another thing to do, and yes, it's at the bottom of the list.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Things To Do updated on 4/24/99.
- THE number one thing that we have to do. If we fail, I'm gonna have to just keel over and die. There's also another one at the bottom of the list.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Knee Vocabulary updated on 4/23/99.
- Jump down to "#" and "K."
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Evaluation Entries added on 4/23/99.
- Find out what other people have to say about my knees.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Jim's Knees updated on 4/23/99.
- You HAVE to see this. You might be scared at first, but I personally think this is SO INCREDIBLY COOL. You'll need Netscape or IE 4+, I think. Remember to wait until the page is fully loaded!
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Evaluation added on 4/23/99.
- Evaluate my knees, PLEEEEAAASE!
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - HungMan updated on 4/21/99.
- Yeah, I know it's sick, but some new words were added. Enjoy!
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Knee Fondlings added on 4/21/99.
- Find out who has the sexiest, most desireable knees.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Cyn's Knees updated on 4/21/99.
- Two links added. Read the text, it's funny.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - UCB GPA Calculator added on 4/21/99.
- Find out how well you're doing in your classes.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Knee Forum updated on 4/20/99.
- I have found an ingenius way to force people onto my website and onto the Knee Forum. I will now organize all Irvine Knee activities there. If you wish to be informed of upcoming get-togethers, they will be posted on the message board. The first event is already up.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Kaho's Knees updated on 4/19/99.
- Countdown until Kaho comes home added. (It's also listed in the Events Calendar).
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Knee Vocabulary updated on 4/15/99.
- A couple of new words added. Jump down to "H," "M," and "S."
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Things To Do updated on 4/15/99.
- Look at the bottom of the list. Japan is truly a great country with boundless opportunity.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Kaho's Knees updated on 4/14/99.
- One new pic added.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Tran's Knees updated on 4/14/99.
- One new pic added.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Nathan's Knees updated on 4/14/99.
- One new pic added.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Tom's Knees updated on 4/14/99.
- This page has totally been revamped. There are tons more pictures. See Tom as a little boy! Sigh, I had this pic of Tom practically naked as the background, but he did not think kindly of it, so now the background is blank. Sorry for all you disappointed knees.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Search Engine updated on 4/14/99.
- All of those new pics of Tom, me, and Kaho added. The link will take you directly to a search for "Latzo" and all the other new pics that I added.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Things To Do updated on 4/14/99.
- Look at the bottom of the list. ONE DAY, we will make all of those things happen.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Rko's, Ben's, Nathan's, Tran's, Phil's, Tom's, Kaho's, Jess', Er's, Cyn's, and Jim's Knees updated on 4/11/99.
- Check out how many times you've fondled someone's knees. It's under the counter and increments everytime you load/reload the page. It wasn't quite working before, but now is the true test of who touches whose knees. Personally, I predict massive masturbation.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Rko's, Ben's, Nathan's, Tran's, Phil's, Tom's, Kaho's, Jess', Er's, Cyn's, Jim's Knees, and Homepage updated on 4/10/99.
- More random quotes inserted at the top of the page. If you're not seeing them, then reload the page. If you're still not seeing them, that's because sometimes the random quote generator wants to save the new quotes for last.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Answering Machine Messages updated on 4/8/99.
- A new message added, but it really is best if you don't listen to it. I'm an idiot.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Mad Libs added on 4/8/99.
- Right now this is just an experiment. Tell me if you like it and maybe I'll do more.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Search Engine updated on 4/7/99.
- Search Engine is now fully functional and complete. If you're looking for a particular page or pic on my site or just want to see the descriptions of everything, come here.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Events Calendar updated on 4/7/99.
- Guy Fawkes Day added.
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if (result < convert('4-7-99') ) {
self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Answering Machine Messages added on 4/7/99.
- These are just a few of the messages that you've heard if you've ever called me.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Knee Vocabulary updated on 4/5/99.
- A couple of new words added.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Things To Do updated on 4/5/99.
- A few more things that we have to do before we die. Numbers 2 and 10 are new.
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self.lowerFrame.document.write(' - Events Calendar updated on 4/3/99.
- A couple of new events added for the month of May. Nothing much.
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